Joseph Gayetty, an entrepreneur from New York City, is credited for being the first to create a product specifically designed to clean up after using the toilet. The curriculum change will go into effect for the Fall 2014 semester. Paper itself first made its appearance next to the toilet in the mid 1800s. If we use the toilet paper then we don't have to give no tests and pretend to grade 'em.' The organization Texas Teachers Alternative Certification released a statement that said, 'Most of the teechers can't spell them words.

Texas teacher's unions applauded the decision. He could get some of his homework done while he's takin' a crap.' Samaustin Cullpepper is a 3rd-time junior at Plano's 'We Ain't Quite Given Up On This Kid Yet But The World Needs Ditch-diggers' magnate high school. Brandy Sue Cullpepper said, 'I do suppose it'd help Samaustin get done quicker. They were chanting 'Learn in school, not on the stool!' However, the leader of the group did concede an advantage. Plus, who the hell looks at every damn square when you unroll a wad to wipe yer ass?'Ī group of Plano mothers marched in protest outside a local mall, mistaking it for a Plano high school. I don't know why I have to pay more for my kid to learn big words he ain't never gonna use. Said one Lubbock father, 'I'm already payin' a couple thousand bucks a year in property taxes to pay for them public schools. Because most problems we encounter are actually pretty easy fixes if we don’t delay.Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more expensive than regular toilet paper. Because it takes very little time to leave something better than you found it. Because they take no time at all and can really keep your week humming along, and NOT doing them can really trip you up.ĭo them because you’re not a jerk. (Don’t argue, you know I am right.)ĭo these things. Get gas on your way home when you realize you need it because you absolutely will not remember to leave time for it in the morning.Refill the hand soap dispenser once a week while you’re at it, because running out of soap is a pain.

Change the toilet paper roll, or restock the empty tissue box, etc., and re-stock the back-up once a week.

Change the batteries in the remote instead of leaving the task for the next poor sap who just wants to watch TV.

Charge your phone, and if you see your loved one’s phone near the charger but not on the charger, plug it in.Recycle the empty milk jug and make a note on the grocery list.Put the scissors back where you found them instead of leaving them out.Yet, our work shows that it only takes 5 minutes a day to learn a new language. I had a few extras left over and left them out for the client to probably stock other places in her home. Introducing toilet paper that teaches you phrases from new languages. So, I spent the extra 2 minutes and ran downstairs to the pantry, grabbed a 6 pack and restocked the back-up rolls and the fresh roll. I may be the next person to use that washroom, and then I would be in trouble. I know the solution to this problem and it’s an easy fix andĤ. I firmly believe in leaving things better than I found them whenever I can ģ. I could have just left it – I didn’t use 99.5% of the roll, and hey, it’s not my house, after all. And another quick check told me there was no back-up roll in the usual spot. I immediately determined the roll would be done after I was done. Luckily, I have a habit of checking things such as toilet paper levels, hand towels, etc., before I use a washroom. However, a much better topic popped into my head as I swapped out the empty toilet paper roll at a client’s house this morning, and now I am going to talk about toilet paper.

Word of the day toilet paper